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Merchandise

Come check out BBBT Merch!

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Tour Guide Umbrella

Berger needs an Umbrella to round up the Ausi's!

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Laptop Covers

Berger invests in laptop stickers to hide the shame of scratches!

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Berger Maps Tote bag

This helps Berger find elevators to stop dragging tours up and down train stations with all their luggage, then carrying luggage up the stairs only to find the lift is next to the stairs.

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Berger Sippy Cup lid

Do you have problems spilling your drinks? Try our new Berger Sippy Cup Lids! This will stop you from getting that red wine all over your pants and the table! *

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*tipping your drink over will still make you look like the most drunk at the table

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Labyrinth Runner

This is a movie based off the much more famous movie Maze Runner

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Protect Your shit!

Do you often go out to bars or casinos and worry about losing your bags or purses? Try using this innovative steel wire cable to securely attach your belongings and prevent theft. With Big Boss Berger Tours, you can enjoy your outings without any concerns about your valuables!

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Contact

Big Boss Berger Tours

Galavanting around the world

Tel 123-456-7890

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